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I'll see where this takes me. I'm not going to post on a schedule, I hope that doing this on a desire based level will bring me back into my Hetalia craze!

So I assume the SO is kidnapping the poor countries, who probably deserve it. Anyway onto it!

Since 2p England is already a yandere, he will be behaving more like one than the others

1p Japan/Kiku Honda

Kiku doesn't see it coming at all and is therefore really easy to kidnap, to the point where you wonder how he managed not to before you came into the picture.

He gets incredibly frightened too, but outwardly he is frozen like a statue. It takes a bit for him to thaw, especially with you watching him and gushing over how cute his stalking was.

He warms up to it fast, but he has his work cut out for him trying to get you to not commit large amounts of homicide.

1p Germany/Ludwig Beilschimdt

He's not surprised, he was aware you were following him. However he doesn't allow himself to be kidnapped so easily and there is a bit of a struggle actually getting him knocked out, and especially getting his large unconscious body into the get away car.

Upon waking up he lectures you on your techniques, tells you to cut it out with the threats and gets right into negotiation your soon to be relationship.

He demands that you don't harm his people (or yourself for that matter), and sets the rules for your relationship and engagement by what he and will not tolerate. You get to make demands and such too.

1p Italy/Feliciano Vargas

He too gets bamboozled and is very upfront with his fear and surprise. Mostly in the form of crying and begging.

You spend most of your time together calming him down, soothing him saying no one will ever hurt him, since you will kill him if they try.

Feliciano wonders if stealing your toothbrush to sleep with, was perhaps a bad choice, maybe asking you on a date would have saved him the absolute terror of getting knocked out and waking up in a bloody room with photos of him (including some from when he stole your toothbrush).

1p Russia/Ivan Braginsky

He is fascinated and waits for you to come and kidnap him. When you stand there in his bedroom, with all your tools and preparations, he gets excited. A bit too excited perhaps, you even notice the physical proof of his excitement.

He gets to it fast, he attacks first to see if you are actually capable. He is filled with pride when you sedate him with a knife dipped in a sedative he sent you.

When he wakes up at your place he picks you up, declares you will get married now and be one. He carries you out of there and talks to you about how you'll decorate your kitchen, on the way to get married.

2p England/Oliver Kirkland

He has been leaving you cupcakes with enticing messages, teasing you to no end about your lacking ability to feed yourself properly. It is both a great annoyance and thoughtful act of caring.

You show up at his home, asking if you can kidnap him, since he has been so sweet and cooperative, one might as well try. He is thrilled and agrees. He is also a bit turned on by your straight forwardness and politeness, but that will have to wait for now, he doesn't want to be improper.

Small scenario with 2p Japan comforting (or attempting to if he's not good with feelings as i expect lmao) a reader that gets overwhelmed easy and cries alot. It mostly comes from her family who says hurtful and ignorant things without knowing she's sensitive, and he doesn't see her sob in front of him until she finally just breaks one day because she got yelled at by one of them.

I wouldn't mind seeing him get protective or anything (maybe I secretly want that idk)

Hi! So I know this is an insanely late response but I wanna get back into this and your ask stuck with me for so long. I hope you'll enjoy it if you ever see it <3

2p Japan/Kuro Honda x Reader

Kuro watched you silently as you entered his apartment, dragging your feet inside as if you lived here and had come home from a long day at work.

Of course you didn't live here, nor could it be work related on a Sunday. It was a common occurrence, at first you had knocked until he let you in, then you would sit in silence doing your own things. Then you had started showing up at ungodly hours, breaking into his apartment if he didn't open in time. He never figured out how you managed and as frightening as that could seem, he wasn't frightened. He gave you a spare key after one such night, where you had almost destroyed the piping in his bathroom. If you were going to show up either way, he might as well make it less of a nuisance for both of you.

He had come to enjoy your company and the comfortable silence that you brought into his home. Although today you seemed different, your silence forced and your hands shaky. He attempted to make eye contact with you, but you avoided his gaze with trained movements. Strange, he thought to himself as he got up from his drawing spot. Strange that you would avoid him so clearly yet still show up.

"(y/n)"

Your body and brain seemed to be yanked out of your trance for a moment, but you withdrew into yourself after a moment.

"(y/n)"

Still no answer.

But you stopped moving away. He tilted his head, observing you, trying to figure out what had caused such a change in your behaviour.

A tear fell down from your cheek, landing on the floor. You were crying.

You were crying.

You finally lifted your head, looking at him with red and puffy eyes. Shock shot through him as he took in the sight, paralysed by your tears and not knowing what to do.

You sat down, or rather you let your body dump down on the floor, pulling your legs close and holding them there.

The crying became audible and your body shook as you started letting it out.

Kuro watched, being unable to produce any words of comfort or helpful. Slowly he moved closer and sat down beside you, hoping his presence would at the very least be a comfort to you.

You leaned in and cried into the fabric of his shirt, clutching the lower part of his sleeve. It seemed to help you, even though he still couldn't think of anything to say. He lifted his arm around your shoulder and held you as you cried.

When your body could no longer produce any tears and the shaking died down, he looked at you with curiosity and confusion.

"(y/n), what is the meaning of this?"

You shook your head, not wanting to tell him about your family.

Kuro decided not to take no for an answer, or in this case, a head shake.

"i will find out regardless, it would be in your best interests to tell me now"

You shot him a grumpy look, not a very convincing one since your eyes were extra puffy and red.

"My family... Are not kind people, they are cruel for the fun of it, they yell because it makes them feel powerful."

You sniffed and took a deep breath, preparing to face your emotional turmoil once more.

Kuro felt a slow steady heat of anger building up inside him, he did not let it show other than his grip getting slightly tighter.

"I am not, but they do not understand, they don't listen when I ask them not to yell. I... I cannot keep doing this, I feel like I'm going to break into a million pieces"

The heat was no longer slow and steady, it was boiling to the point of fury. He kept his face neutral as he started helping you up, being careful not to show his buliding fury.

"Stay here tonight"

You nodded, too exhausted to fight it. You had slept here on several occasions but only on the couch. Today you felt like a dead weight more than ever.

"I will take care of it"

Kuro helped you to his bed, rest was needed and the couch would not suffice tonight. He wouldn't be getting much sleep anyway, the couch would be enough for him tonight.

You only resisted a little, but your exhaustion made you sleep before you could voice any real complaints.

As he sat on the couch, thinking about what you had told him now and the observations he had made throughout the years of your friendship, only one thought came to mind.

Hi! Thank you for asking. Things have been rough and I had a bit of a break down after my dad got hit by a car and broke a few bones, one which required surgery. (He's thankfully okay and it went a lot better than expected). There have been 5 funerals this year and I've had to extend my bachelor's project due to this and much other crap

However! I did NOT set myself on fire last year or during the new year's celebrations so that is an absolute win for once! And I've gotten off some medication I shouldn't have been on in the first place (misdiagnosis)

Wishing you a speedy recovery!! Much love ❤️ヾ(´ ∀ ` )

As I've gotten a concussion and possibly a broken nose

This was acquired during sex

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Hey, I’m really sorry for sending that Sengoku ask. It was based off a dream I had, and I didn’t think about how it could come across as offensive. I’m really sorry if I made you uncomfortable, and I feel embarrassed about it. Could you please take down the post because i don’t want any hate Also i’m blasian irl (Japanese Mother and African- American Father) but i get it

Hey it's okay, it's not exactly a discomfort, it's more that I don't want to get attacked by the Hetalia haters. History is messy shit and i understand wanting to feel seen and represented, but I'm about as white as it gets and the majority of people would probably feel I am overstepping. If there's anything I can do, please send me a message with the blog I should contact via my main. We could possibly work out something in regards to teaming up to make a fic that represents you, if that would be something you're interested in <3 (sorry if I'm overstepping with this)

I'm sorry I made you feel embarrassed, it was never my intention

Lol, I forgot to add this part. Anyway if you see this part i how you like the hcs <3

He's stressed af too due to the whole mafia boss thing

You would think Luciano would understand these things, since he's always stressed out. Unfortunately this is not exactly the case, he understands that he can get so stressed he just wants to sleep for a while and not do anything

Does that mean he can empathise with other people's stress in a productive/effective way? No, no it does not.

It's not that he doesn't care, it's more that empathising is difficult for him and he's always had to put himself first for survival. Eventually that just became the norm, being of a 2p nature, doesn't help either.

Flavio on the other hand is better at emphasising, he just doesn't care that much about anyone who's not family or a very close friend/partner.

Flavio plays an essential part in getting Luciano to understand that other people have feelings too

Once all that is over (aka Flavio lovingly beats it into Luciano), Luciano will start trying to help

His help does include some sfw and nsfw things, his mood still affects it a bit but at least he's trying

He makes good coffee for you basically from scratch, whether you like coffee or not has no meaning (Flavio points out caffeine might not be good for stress, Luciano shoots him, don't worry he'll be fine)

Luciano does switch to getting gelato for you, you may request flavours. If you don't like gelato he still doesn't care, it's gelato time

It takes a bit of trial and error but eventually he figures out how to help you when you're stressed out (Flavio gets shot a lot and then Luciano has to apologise when he wants his help again, he refuses ofc)

He will also ask you to join him when he wants to sleep away his stress, because having you close to him is nice

I'm happy to hear that you've found your inspiration here! <3

They meet at the shore maybe in a longtime era where pirates are common, and it's sort of just like he's in war but the reader saves his ass and he grows obsessed with her. Like she actually recognizes he's a personification and uses her voice to allure the enemies and kill them.

Just as any siren, reader has a beautiful and alluring voice that attracts anyone, and looks rlly pretty sitting by a rock in the ocean. Except with a twist – reader is very kind and basically doesn't murder and use deception (she still does but not for bad stuff or for fun yknow?).

Ty! Don't rush, i'll definitely wait :3

Thank you <3 I've been working on this, but I do need to know whether you want this as a headcanon or a scenario. Because this would probably be if it's a scenario better as a fic, and that would be a longer process. Headcanons would give you some pretty concrete information on the whole thing

Also it's a great idea, although Kuro would definitely try to abuse her powers lol

Countries and reproduction

Countries are fully able to have children, but due to past events it is highly unlikely for them to reproduce and it will more likely be a capital than a country. For them to effectively reproduce they need a certain kind of magic present, they all possess a bit of it but it requires more than what they naturally possess to create a new country. Aka capitals are more likely to happen. This magic disappeared a long time ago and therefore most new countries weren't born but created from "thin air".

Reproduction with another country or other magical being is very difficult compared to with a normal human

1ps and 2ps

1p and 2p are mirror reflections, they all have at least one trait where they are completely opposite. It's not exactly good/evil, but 2ps are likelier to be murderous/evil.

I’m slightly curious as to how this will go.

What about Ukraine finding out her SO is tiny enough to fit into her hand comfortably and into vore?

So she's a bit dense, also on the sexual aspect. But she will squish you between her boobs and wash you and carry you around in her bosom.