could you maybe write headcannons on slightly yandere (I don't know how to describe it but like they will stalk their crush, steal something from them or give secretly an letter or an gift but won't go as far as kill someone or kidnap their crush) 1p Japan, 1p germany, 1p north Italy, 1p Russia and 2p England with an insane yandere SO that one day decided to just try and kidnap them?
So I assume the SO is kidnapping the poor countries, who probably deserve it. Anyway onto it!
Since 2p England is already a yandere, he will be behaving more like one than the others
1p Japan/Kiku Honda
Kiku doesn't see it coming at all and is therefore really easy to kidnap, to the point where you wonder how he managed not to before you came into the picture.
He gets incredibly frightened too, but outwardly he is frozen like a statue. It takes a bit for him to thaw, especially with you watching him and gushing over how cute his stalking was.
He warms up to it fast, but he has his work cut out for him trying to get you to not commit large amounts of homicide.
1p Germany/Ludwig Beilschimdt
He's not surprised, he was aware you were following him. However he doesn't allow himself to be kidnapped so easily and there is a bit of a struggle actually getting him knocked out, and especially getting his large unconscious body into the get away car.
Upon waking up he lectures you on your techniques, tells you to cut it out with the threats and gets right into negotiation your soon to be relationship.
He demands that you don't harm his people (or yourself for that matter), and sets the rules for your relationship and engagement by what he and will not tolerate. You get to make demands and such too.
1p Italy/Feliciano Vargas
He too gets bamboozled and is very upfront with his fear and surprise. Mostly in the form of crying and begging.
You spend most of your time together calming him down, soothing him saying no one will ever hurt him, since you will kill him if they try.
Feliciano wonders if stealing your toothbrush to sleep with, was perhaps a bad choice, maybe asking you on a date would have saved him the absolute terror of getting knocked out and waking up in a bloody room with photos of him (including some from when he stole your toothbrush).
1p Russia/Ivan Braginsky
He is fascinated and waits for you to come and kidnap him. When you stand there in his bedroom, with all your tools and preparations, he gets excited. A bit too excited perhaps, you even notice the physical proof of his excitement.
He gets to it fast, he attacks first to see if you are actually capable. He is filled with pride when you sedate him with a knife dipped in a sedative he sent you.
When he wakes up at your place he picks you up, declares you will get married now and be one. He carries you out of there and talks to you about how you'll decorate your kitchen, on the way to get married.
2p England/Oliver Kirkland
He has been leaving you cupcakes with enticing messages, teasing you to no end about your lacking ability to feed yourself properly. It is both a great annoyance and thoughtful act of caring.
You show up at his home, asking if you can kidnap him, since he has been so sweet and cooperative, one might as well try. He is thrilled and agrees. He is also a bit turned on by your straight forwardness and politeness, but that will have to wait for now, he doesn't want to be improper.
When he tries to pack his entire kitchen down you agree he'll just be kidnapped to his home and you'll make a little yandere nest there. Hopefully none of the neighbours snoop, else they'll end up in the food.
