Carry On My Wayward Son

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

please don't call it that

european?

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

none of that top/bottom discourse. the only valid question to ask is who cries during sex

Dean Winchester

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

can u believe harry styles is 822 years old

Happy 830th Birthday to Harry Styles.

This is what rewinding/fast forwarding a VHS tape before it had been stopped was like.