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yeah i dont really like to visit home all too often mostly because of my folks. my mom’s fine but my dad spends all day at spawn giving all the noobs green herb collection quests. he doesn’t even do anything with them he just stuffs them in his pants and comes home with these huge pants and says “well that’s another day in the pocket” like it’s something anyone other than him says. i think my mom only married him because she runs the Lesser Potion Craft Quest down the street that needs green herbs and won’t get anything out of the divorce aside from green herbs. But yeah i’d really appreciate it if you Exterminate 20 Rock Lizard and 3 Elite Rock Lizard

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

tiramisu