Like a Hell-Broth Boil and Bubble

the witcher 4 discourse is extremely funny in all its uselessness to me tbh because "They made witcher woke wah wah" bitch have you forgotten about openly bisexual ciri? openly lesbian philippa eilhart? the gay woodsman in white orchard? the drag queen in novigrad? the heavily insinuated pansexual dandelion? geralt standing up for minorities time and again? his seething hatred for the priests of the eternal fire? geralt himself saying again and again that he is different too and that he understands the struggle? the people literally calling him slurs in the streets?? and I could go on

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

was??

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me after bottom surgery

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

my thighs are soooo kissable and y'all wanna know how many kisses they're getting? ZERO. I'd like to file a complaint

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

#cleaning it italian style

Al Dildè