yes, it is just around the next bend

If nothing else, and there should be nothing else, I do believe I shall camp myself on this window shelf, watch the day go by, see all you laugh and cry til the sun gets tired and says goodbye. But if by chance, there’s a passing poodle or shaggy lab I’ll wave my tail, shake my fur, jump on down and sniff their ass. If they pass the smelling test it’s off to feast on sidewalk cafe table scraps.

The importance of curiosity is in possibilities. There's always something else around the next bend, up or down stairs or back from where you came. Discovery is for everyone, unbound by the distraction of immediate gratification. Exceptions to the rule would include chasing rabbits down a hole and beating burning bushes.

Life cannot be as simple as a cup of coffee and a twisted roll of dough covered in cinnamon and frosting. If it isn’t don’t tell me til I’m finished.

Happy Antifa Day everyone!!

Power, greed, racism, and the fear of losing all three.

Never take a book, magazine or phone into your bathroom. However, do not fail to make it a place of relaxation and physical attraction. If you gotta go, you might as well make it a pleasurable experience.

An outtake from a recent cabinet meeting...

I remodeled my kitchen...

“Oh dear God, Buddha, Jesus, Mohamed, Vishnu, Shakespeare, Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, and Nelson Mandela, will you please use your influence to bring all those evil Epstein Island clients and their protectors who continue to coverup their crimes to justice and send them to whatever kind of Hell that exists so we can get on with feeding the poor and healing the sick?!!!