We're gonna rattle this ghost town

I post selfies to express my feelings towards life. If I post a selfie, it means I’m happy. If I don’t post a selfie for a few days, I’m just down in the dumps.

there’s a special place in heaven for the teachers who make study guides that are exactly like the test

why must people try to play god

Wow

Happy Presidents’ Day

Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821

Can I get a citation on this?

I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of shit tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”

His false teeth were made of ivory, you fucking idiots.

I’d also like to point out Washington inherited his slaves, gained others by marriage, came to OPPOSE slavery but legally could not free his slaves under penalty of law in Virginia and so treated them well, and ordered them freed and paid them a sum and had them taught skills to start a new life with in his will. Learn your dang history.

HURR DURR ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL.

Hi, I’m not really auditioning for anything… I just kinda wandered in here. Anyway here’s “Wonderwall”.