PA LA PINGA

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do

so diabolical that in order to get things you have to ask for them and in order to ask for things you have to know what you want

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

Fucking killed him.

Omg the payoff for this post was incredible

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

come to the Jesus Canister in the next 45 minutes for an ass kicking

this is what happens when your bricklayer is a show-off

↓ the blogger below me is gay

↑ the blogger above me is gay

oh fuck you