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The accuracy..... It's just too real

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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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I wonder how it feels to be the voice of the people

If you highfive yourself in a mirror you can’t miss

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Phones are like showers - no one knows how to use your phone properly, even if it’s pretty much the same to theirs.

I feel attacked

The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old. In a mere 100 years from now, almost everyone on this planet will be forgotten, and most of our life’s work (consuming us every day) will be for nothing.

Well that's encouraging

Every decision you have ever made has lead you to read this sentence

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I hope this reaches someone who needs this information

The moment you realize the squirrel doesn’t fear you is the moment you begin to fear the squirrel.

self checkout was really made for people with social anxiety.

The perfect response to a teacher saying “Can you” after asking if you can use the toilet is “l will go check”