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Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

defibrinationsyndrome

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

enkiduofvideogames

I can’t pick a favorite

plagueofgripes

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

atomicrow

what-even-is-thiss

I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand

vixen-flame

you already did choose a brand, calling it cola 🙄

what-even-is-thiss

And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?

vixen-flame

We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious

what-even-is-thiss

Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it

another-silly-birb

Coke is coca-cola,

Pepsi is pepsi-cola

Cola is generic cola

Hi i work in a bar and these are terms i have to legally use!

the-haiku-bot

Hi i work in a

bar and these are terms i have

to legally use!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

segamascott

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

originalitysquared

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

segamascott

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

diasdelfuego

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

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netnel

mudwerks

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

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power-handmaiden

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

skygenders

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

bookgasms

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

hilgar

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

costumecanuck

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

helsaguy

I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts XD And thank God I got my brother to read all of this too LOL He only got it since the cats post though but he laughed hard too ROFL

I haven’t laughed like this in months! A year probably!!!! Thank you lmao

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Shelley Duvall and her pet lizards

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anyone else relate

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unalivejournal

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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death-420

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

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naamahdarling

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

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