Everything you can imagine is real

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Oakley, Unrelated (2007)

And these sorts of threads show that not enough people remotely know how to cook.

Yes, a bay leaf goes into the food while it’s prepared.

No, you are not supposed to serve the bay leaf, but it’s harmless.

People who have no idea what is pictured above have never tried to prepare any dish that calls for bay leaf.

No recipe I’ve ever read calling for ‘bay leaf’ failed to also instruct to ‘remove bay leaf before serving’.

Now, finding the little bastards is another story…

That beautiful smile…

When her friend walks up

And nods her head in this mofo’s direction

To which Lily DOES THIS

BUT IT GETS BETTER BECAUSE SHE NODS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND

And follows up with this

AND THE PAGE MADE THIS THE CAPTION FOR THE AD