Lily. Aus

whenever i see a girl complaining abt her shitty boyfriend and she says that “guys are just like that!” i’m always so sad, because i know girls that are in happy and healthy romantic relationships with men! having a crappy, horrible boyfriend is not something that’s inevitable if you like men. if a man isn’t fulfilling your needs or if he’s simply just a piece of crap, you don’t have to stay in a relationship with him. not to be cliché, but not all men are like that!!! if your man ain’t shit, find a better one!!! it’ll all be alright, please realise and admit to yourself that you deserve better, and that better is out there!!! you need to put yourself first.

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

“Yo friend are you going to Scarborough Fair? *parsley emoji* *sage emoji* *rosemary emoji* *thyme emoji*

i dont want a career i want a soulmate :/

okay and maybe also a piña colada with the little umbrella

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

a worm hole?

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

On every level except physical, my hair is pink