violet hill

Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.

hate paper straws ooh it's biodegradable yeah i know because it's biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

@userultron​

FINALLY, A QUALITY PUN.

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

I really love this

I feel so bad for spirit Halloween workers, you would think no one would want to work there. The day after Halloween they take them out back and put them down like a sick horse

It triggers a wrongwarp and you end up in heaven without having to get judged by St. Peter.