look who the cat(s the musical) dragged in

AND at least two people I’ve seen so far have come to the office sick. Literally get out

was having a perfectly good day yesterday until I 1) cut my dominant thumb on a big knife and 2) dropped the charm from one of my most-worn earrings, owing to my thumb being mummified in plasters, and stayed up later than intended to look for it but could not find it. Girl help

Monday morning. Working from home. Many useful things I could be doing (reading, doing my crafts, putting up frivolous decorations) and naturally time-sensitive stuff has shown up. AND my laptop is being slow.

People say things like “these song lyrics are super poetic” and the song lyrics are below baseline for any of your 40-year-old friends and acquaintances from AO3. And worst of all the singing is pretentious