you can tell when somepony’s from wisconsin

the fog is after me

you have to ask old ladies for every step of what they want or else they will just wait for you to ask and not tell you any of it until you’re already done with the thing they first asked for

today i deposited a check written to Mr. Husband and Mrs. Wife and it was only endorsed by Mrs. Wife and i knew it was wrong and i did it anyway and told her to just make sure he signs next time. and the IRS is going to know I did this

susie isn’t real because if she was she would be wearing an unwashed black zip up sweatshirt to school every day

i did so bad yesterday i have to go in now on my day off and find my work so everyone can fix it

it may never be possible to socially recover from a bitch mom

the question is are we supposed to ship susie/noelle and the answer is yes no yes probably not yes but casually

i would like for everyone to refrain from deltarune posting until i am home thanks

i feel marginalized for not being a michael jackson fan

would the world still be so cruel if it knew i needed a haircut really bad and how it’s irritating my face a little and how i have to keep looking at myself in the mirror to check on it like an asshole

i really think some people believe that they are early if they get there before it is 15 minutes until closing

i don’t even want them to animate the timeskip

making my stupid extra large early loan payment off my stupid salary and on my stupid track to be debt-free come august

my ancestors probably feel really awesome watching me progressively bite half of my fingertip off and then dig around in a bunch of coins