Actual Trashcan™

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

I’m weak for 2 kinds of men at exactly opposite ends of the moral spectrum: irredeemable bastards and Good Men™

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

he dancin

Every time we take my dogs collar off my mom pets his ears and repeats “you’re nakey!” in a babytalk voice

Simon I love your dog SO MUCH

I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.

@wearenecromancers

@we-are-skeleton

p*zza time