[ID: First image is of Lup, an elven woman, standing at the top of a staircase. She has blonde, curly hair styled like a hollywoods starlet, tan, freckled skin, and a slight build. She is wearing an extravagent red robe with ruffles and a rhinestone clasp, and big flashy earrings. She dabs her eyes with a handkechief as she says, “I’m very sorry to have gathered you all here on the cusp of the passing of my dear, dear billionare husband. But I am at a loss and have no other oprtion for how to proceed. For all his brilliance and many streams of passive income, my darling Barold has left me with almost nothing-”
The following image shows her standing on the staircase of a decadent mansion. She goes on, “-Save this gorgeous ten bedroom mansion, three yachts, a handfull of jewels, and a lamborghini. But that’s hardly enough to live off of! There is, of course, the estate’s trust fund.” She turns away. “ But that cannot be granted unti the mysterious nature of my husband’s untimely departure can be determined!” The crowd of guests in front of her all simultaineously think, “She definitely did it.”
The third image shows the rest of the ipre in clue-style fashion giving their own accounts. Taako, as chef, states, “Those idiots were lovesick for each other, no way my sister did it. Magnus, as security, says, “No one has left the property in the last 48 hours.” Merle, as gardener says, “Yeah, you could say some of the plants we have around here aren’t exactly “legal.” Davenport, as benefactor, states, “Barry was known to go on many risky expiditions in the name of science.” And Lucretia, as accountant, says, “The Taaco-Bluejeans finances were solid. I’ve triple checked.” In the panel below, a pair of indescript people search the hallways for clues. On person asks, do you really think the wife did it?” The other person replies, “I’m 98% percent sure. There’s just too much compounding evidence.” In the followins panel, a blue spectre appears in the backgound and yells,” Avenge me!” The first person screams and the second person shouts,” Holy shit a ghost!”
The fourth image shows two more indescript people standing in front of the doorway of a walk-in pantry. The person in the background asks, “Why are you looking in there?” The person in the foreground replies, “I watch a lot of murder mystery shows. And no one ever checks the pantry for possible…evidence.” In the last panel, Barry and Lup, still in costume. stare which matching deer-in headlight expressions after being caught obviously mid-making out. End ID]
based on the original post by @anistarrose. The bit is just very funny
