Heimerdinger

This is my first AMA blog so be patient with me! I’ll try not to fall off the face of the earth. Also, sorry if I’m a little inaccurate. I’m trying my best!!!

I am of average size for my species, if not just slightly taller! I suppose by comparison to my colleagues, I am… on the smaller end. However, I do believe it is all a matter of perspective!

I quite enjoy a nice, warm embrace! Although, I am very much alive, not a toy! I’m sure it wasn’t your intention, but that comparison does feel somewhat… insulting. Regardless, to answer your question, yes, I certainly have the ability to hug!

He is actually a poro, not a dog! Although that doesn’t make your point any less valid… Yes, I suppose that is cause for concern.

You remind me of a hamster, please don't explode 🙏😭

Ah, hello! Petting seems well intentioned, albeit a tad belittling. Ah, why not?

It seems many people are worried about me exploding? Perhaps I should be concerned. No matter! Yordles, like myself, are immortal. Although exploding would be terribly unfortunate…

In all honesty, I’m ashamed and disappointed in myself for the neglect that the people of Zaun have seen at the hands of my own ignorance.

My pupil and friend, Ekko, has given me a powerful look into just how my actions—or lack thereof—have affected life down in the undercity. There is no excuse for my ignorance and, although it cannot undo what has been done, I intend to focus my efforts on restoring Zaun to its full potential however possible moving forward.

It’s saddening to see the Council continue to neglect their duties to the undercity and even more so knowing that I, too, am guilty of such cruelty.

On a lighter note, it is refreshing to know that even someone as old as I can learn new things from Runeterra’s bright young minds. With each passing day that I’ve spent down here with the Firelights, I’ve found that the future of both Zaun and Piltover is in good hands.

Ah, a voice like mine is acquired at birth, I’m afraid! Haha, I’m only joking, of course! I suppose the art of song is a skill picked up along the winding road of a life well lived!

I don’t often swear, my friend! I’ve found that there are plenty of less jarring ways to express emotion! Perhaps give ‘gadzooks’ or ‘blast nozzles’ a try!