Instructions Unclear, Toaster is now a Ceiling Fan

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

This. This is the goal. This is the dream. A 4-Bed/Bath Hobbit Hole to live in with my bae <3

MIGHTY NEED

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

In dark times such as these, it is absolutely revolutionary to be happy.

every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday

i for one wholeheartedly support OP’s dad’s star fox OC

omggggg

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

what fucking mods are installed in that game

All Mod

All text posts will be written in blood from now on

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

OK but is Kayn using Rhaast as a Selfie stick