taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

The childlike laughter that I just made 😂

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

my favourite game to play is staying in my room all day waiting to see how long it takes for my mum to say are you ever going to leave that room