Be the manic pixie dream girl that you fuckin ought to be

I feel like I've been posting way too much about Karma when I should be working but it gets funnier the more I think about

Like imagine being this man:

Grew up on the streets, probably seen your fair share of shit (judging by his and Jacob's scars)

Older brother picks up way too many orphans and you're now a teen dad who did not ask for this bs

Older brother picks up this one scrawny brat who grows up to be taller and buffer than you

Older brother comes up with crazy plan that will likely get all of you captured and/or killed

You agree anyway cause you're a good brother

Older brother picks up random divorced lady with a drinking problem, depression and ptsd

Older brother gets captured, tortured, then dies right in front of you

Drunk lady and your dead brother's plan/rebel group are now your problem

Drunk lady takes your brother's place, wants to continue his crazy plan, you say fk it we ball

Reluctantly bond and become friends with drunk lady

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 1

Drunk lady goes rouge and picks up random pink kid with just as much issues

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 2

Drunk lady sees toxic ex, gets shot to save him, dies right in front of you

Pink kid goes rouge and shoots you in the leg, steals your laptop, ruins dead brother's plan

Pink kid drops a fking rocket on you and all your allies because she's hung up on her ex

Pink kid still asks you to save her half dead friendzone

You say fk it fine, cause you're nice that way

You save pink kid's friendzone

Pink kid becomes urban legend, you're stuck with this rude brat and ptsd

You are now in charge of a crumbling rebellion you didn't even start

Rude brat becomes a rebel, gets buffer than you

Rude brat comes back with 5 kids that look like himself, pink kid, dead drunk lady, dead drunk lady's ex, and rude brat's freaky ex

Fandom is not banding together publicly to talk about what we hate (other than canon) and it’s definitely not tagging the fic/author so other people can read the “dogshit” (real quote btw) and hate on it too.

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

HBO's House of the Dragon (2022, United States) Season Three, Episode Two