good morning. as a resident of england, and a woman of low expectations, I went to bed thinking “ah, well it’ll soon be over” so now that I’m awake I’d like to know; what the fuck?
Good morning as a person who is resident in England and hasn't been near a newspaper in thirteen days (bliss) - what?
Sportball! Somehow, despite being aggressively mediocre, we won a game of sportball. We won sportball against Mexico (very good at sportball) in Mexico, at the Azteca where Very Good at Sportball Mexico do not lose. England usually no good at sportball. Fly home with many tears. But this time? sportball Net perfec t size for put sportball in to s\core! inside Net very Soft and Comfort Sportball score soundly put sportball in Sportball Net. Big win? Confusing! Put Sportball In Sportball Net. no problems ever in sportbaall net because good Shape and Support for ball played poorly in the box by big mediocre England team. Asportball Net yes a place for a sportball put sportball in sportball net can trust Net for giveing good love to sportball. friend sportball
Tl;dr: somehow we beat Mexico at football on their team’s home turf, which given the usual shite performance of an England team is confusing to say the least.
See I looked up the sportsball because I'd like to know when to expect the roaming hordes of howling Englishmen and was confronted with this...
'Wrist injury' is putting it lightly. Man's forearm was at 90 degrees. But he's got talent; wasn't even playing, got carded while not playing, and then got stretchered off because he tried to make a jump up the sidings with all the bravado and distinct lack of leg power of a very small dog.
I was off celebrating a friend's birthday most of the evening and only caught the last twenty minutes of the match and those poor men were just melting, despite the match having been postponed out of the hottest part of the day.
(also as English person who spent childhood in Mexico I am very conflicted, because my teams both won and lost)
