*Backflips into the sun*

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

one of the joys of reading is literally doing this tho! looking up and learning new words! you should be GRATEFUL the author didn't spell it out for you and you got to take a moment to educate yourself.

no i dont, theyre not called that. why would they be named something so ridiculous i think you are trolling me

Flip flops! In german as well!

WRONG

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

queer people fighting over their rocky horror group costumes:☝️let me be frank

ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤣⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀  ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ🤣⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎😂 ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ 🤣⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ 😂︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ᅠᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀🤣ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎ ︎🤣⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ᅠ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎😂⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎🤣⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂 ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ😂⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂 ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ🤣⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ 😂⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎ ︎ ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀ᅠ⠀︎ ︎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀︎⠀ ⠀🤣 ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ᅠ⠀ ⠀ ⠀😂ᅠ⠀︎

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

its Chicken scratch sketch for now but I want Tammy to be chubby and a bit top heavy