Time To Do Or Die

Babies are just so sweet and pure.

I needed this.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

Yeah but Carlisle a. Is multiple centuries old so has had longer to amass wealth and b. Has adopted someone (Alice) who can see the future and use that ability to predict the stock market more accurately than anyone else and make more money that way.

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

name a better duo than my need for attention and my want to avoid everyone in existence….ill wait

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life