hes doin me a concern

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

Michelangelo 

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

i want dual glocks

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

Meesa want to fuck hard

BOG DOG BOG DOG BOG DOG

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

i think about this too often

Todd Phillips is pure trash.

“I WORKED TO FIND WAYS OF MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH WITHOUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE CRY”

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

craft ye some frend

teaching a shrimp how to read scripture through the tank. he hates it