don't think it'll always be this way

whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

bob dylan’s greatest life achievement isn’t the nobel prize or his career or any of his music. it’s somehow managing not to kill himself after fumbling joan baez

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

Lana del rey should date hunter biden

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

the fuck is the point of the second amendment if you can't even shoot your presidents properly. why the hell else do you have a gun