That's French, Ilya.

the way shane goes "they all have a king sized bed" all soft and flirty and he's just staring at ilya's lips and he wants to be fucked so bad

twitter fic this reddit fic that. who’s gonna be brave enough to write the venmo transaction history fic

Ilya during the height of the situationship venmos Shane fifty bucks for the morning after pill

Ilya is absolutely thrilled the first time he gets a minor concussion after he comes out, just impatiently waiting for someone to ask how his head is. He's literally vibrating with excitement at getting to answer with "haven't had any complaints," or, better yet, "you should ask Shane, he seems to like it."

Obsessed with how Shane only ever acts grumpy and spoiled with Ilya and his parents. He's brattier and singularly foul mouthed with Ilya, of course, they're peers and Ilya is an asshole. But he literally never calls anyone else insults throughout the books or the show. He's like, oh look at me, I'm Mr. Hockey, Mr. Canada, I'm the best sportsman you will find on this planet :) and he sees Ilya and he's like "fuck you, you asshole!!!" While turned on to a 100. I also love that he gets so snappy with Ilya. He's like, well why aren't you doing exactly what I would have done in your place?! And Ilya's like :/ omg you needed to undress YESTERDAY. Shane's so nice to Rose, so gentlemanly. He looks at Ilya and goes ":) well I'm gonna fucking kill you! :))" like he's SUCH a little brat and he doesn't have to hide it with Ilya because Ilya loves it. Ilya wants him like that. And how dare Ilya complain anyway? He should be doing whatever Shane wants him to do.