small + cute + ethnically hard to pin down

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

It's fucked up how the most beautiful torch song in the English language was made in an afternoon by a Japanese musician for the soundtrack of a forgettable movie about surfboarding

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

i want a story where the FEMALE villain gets the girl

this is D.E.B.S.

ooo…. lady gagita