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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar
an icon
Timothee Chalamet’s eyelashes
reblog if you agree

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List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.
P!nk
Anne Frank
Megan Fox
Billie Joe Armstrong
Snooki
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Azealia Banks
Kesha
Fergie
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Clive Davis
Anna Paquin
Bai Ling
Carrie Brownstein
Evan Rachel Wood
Amber Heard
Frenchie Davis
Vanessa Carlton
Jillian Michaels
Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)
All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.
also….
Nicki Minaj
Mel B
Pete Wentz
Socrates
Louis XIII
Eleanor Roosevelt
Jason Mraz
Linsday Lohan
Frida Kahlo
Billie Holiday
Paris Hilton
Salvador Dali
Kurt Cobain
Cher
Coco Chanel
this just made me feel so much better
CHANNING FUCKING TATUM
what
Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.
No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.
Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!
AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.
Teen Movies for the Masses
70s:
- American Graffiti (1973)
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
- Saturday Night Fever (1977)
- Animal House (1978)
- Grease (1978)
80s:
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
- Footloose (1984)
- The Breakfast Club (1985)
- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
- Heathers (1988)
90s:
- Empire Records (1995)
- Clueless (1995)
- The Craft (1996)
- Drive me Crazy (1999)
- Cruel Intentions (1999)
00s:
- Mean Girls (2004)
- Saved! (2004)
- Juno (2007)
- Superbad (2007)
- Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2008)
10s:
- Easy A (2010)
- Pitch Perfect (2012)
- The DUFF (2015)
- Ladybird (2017)
(this will probably be part 1 of many)
Michael Stuhlbarg deserves better
When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit
fresh prince of bel air (1990-1996) truly was a gift
What season of drag race is this lip sync from?

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
I do find that theres a fine balance between preparation and seeing what happens naturally.
Happy belated birthday, sweet tea
·do NOT reupload or reedit elsewhere·Timothée Chalamet quotes
timothée chalamet and saoirse ronan winning the oscars for best actor and best actress is the future millenials want, need, and DESERVE
“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”
Mint and Chocolate Milkshake with Aquafaba Whipped Cream

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Cafe Au Lait Ice Cream
CollegeHumor supports gay marriage. So does apple CEO TIM COOK! Here’s why you should too.
Still my fave