sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic šŖ©
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
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NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
ā£ Chile in a Photography ā£
Xuebing Du
JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
seen from China
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seen from United States
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@heartofgods
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hi im layn or whatever name you know me by. they/them pronouns for the most part!! unless i've told you otherwise?
here are my other blogs:
- writing. original stuff @autumnwxnds and fanfic @stjernes
- classic literature @mxrxxnxttx
- danmei / cdrama / donghua @juexia153
- animanga and kdrama @aquacqt
- podcasts @svndayoak
- games or minecraft smps @ttcsoft
- musicals or other shows with songs in them, ie descendants @jdshadestowne
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āomg youāre just blogging for attentionā
and youāre blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
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āWhy are you scared of datingā Iām not scared of dating, I just havenāt found anyoneās company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I donāt care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly
ra, ra, Rasputin /
buy my secret penis cream
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The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park
Cool, not me though.
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Heās in the mobās pockets now
why is āget ___ed idiotā one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to āok nounboyā
get verbed nounboy
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half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
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boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy
t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
GET BACK TO WORK
At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun
Not fucking really
Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there
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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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Iām not Christian, I donāt go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive Iād sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said āit feels good to hate, but we know that it isnāt allowed, so when weāre told that weāre allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget weāre supposed to loveā, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk Iād like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself āis this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something Iām allowed to hateā and a solid 98/100 times itās the latter so once again thank you pastor D
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
Iām not gonna fuck the telemarketer man
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The other day on shift, I was walking down the hallway when a confused old man started yelling. This is fairly common in the hospital, so I ducked into his room and was like "hey dude what's up" and he's like "so sorry to yell but do you know where I am and what year it is" so I reoriented him to a bunch of stuff and explained why so many people were walking past his door, and he seemed much calmer and more oriented by the time we were done talking. And he says "and what's your name?" So I tell him "Sarah" and he stares at me so I repeat "Sarah" and he stares at me so I spell "S-A-R-A-H" and he stares at me so I show him my name badge and he stares at me and then he says "now forgive me for being so blunt. But I was under the impression that Sarah is a girls name. Is that no longer correct?"
Anyway y'all ever be so fucking gnc that you inadvertently gaslight a confused old man into thinking there's yet another part of the world he no longer understands?
Not to keep bragging about my masculine vibes, but another very pleasant dementia patient today called me nice young man. Assigned gender by Gladys.
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #sounds like he was pretty polite about being spirited away to the nonbinary future as if by the caprice of fey /End ID]
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 authorās notes
honourable mentions
Iām having an in of body experience right now
Alright man
