new maladaptive daydream just dropped

I will say this: caring for a senior dog is not for the faint of heart. However I’m lucky as FUCK to have a senior dog, because she’s literally been with me since high school. I started getting afraid that the end was soon 6 years ago… but only now are we dealing with arthritis injuries and stage 1 kidney failure. That is a blessing as far as I’m concerned, as scary and sad as those things are. It’s by no means premature and an inevitable part of aging. So I’m lucky af to have seen her through to this stage in her life where imma have to drop $200+ on rugs to cover the floors so she doesn’t slip and fall so much 😭

Adopt don’t shop and remember if you’re lucky, you could be making a 15+ year commitment and it’s GONNA hurt but it’s gonna be worth it. This girl is my best friend and the light of my life and I would do anything for her, including the aforementioned rug shopping and all the other stuff like putting on her leg braces and cleaning up her bodily fluids and dropping hella cash on vet bills

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

thank you

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?