Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

last night a cat burglar broke into my home and replaced all of my experiences with memories, exchanged my objects for descriptions, covered up my actions with evidence... all without leaving a trace

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

and🤣i🤣know🤣none🤣of🤣this🤣will🤣matter🤣in🤣the🤣long🤣run🤣but🤣i🤣know🤣a🤣sound🤣is🤣still🤣a🤣sound🤣around🤣no🤣one🤣and🤣while🤣i’m🤣in🤣this🤣body🤣i🤣want🤣somebody🤣to🤣want🤣and🤣i🤣want🤣what🤣i🤣want🤣and🤣i🤣want🤣you🤣to🤣love🤣me🤣you🤣

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today