I hunger, I howl

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

well. at least there's maladaptive daydreaming

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

"sweetheart" has got to be the best term of endearment of all time. YOU think MY heart is sweet??? that thing I've been carrying around like a rusty, barnacle-covered anchor my whole life???? you think it's sweet????? you can see and know my heart enough to think it's sweet????????

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

material circumstances guide my blade

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back