Head Grenades

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

Yep, although you told why you made this, I don't know why you made this, too...

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

why should my job be more important than playing on my phone

people with sexual, violent, or otherwise taboo intrusive thoughts… I hope you know that your thoughts don’t define you. I hope you know that you deserve love, respect, and kindness. and I hope you have a good day