do all bisexuals have this power?

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head