I was born into this family; I was born the devil's son

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 :  𝐞𝐩. 𝟔𝟑𝟎  some fucked with, as always, to make prompts easier to work with, but edit subjects / pronouns / whatever as you need x

❛ i propose that we, as a city, we remove the name “boneless wings” from our menus, and from our hearts. ❜

❛ i don’t like taking pills, but i HAVE found something that works. ❜

❛ it doesn’t burn, it isn’t greasy. ❜

❛ i think it’s just my twang. ❜

❛ your life is good. what are you doing? ❜

❛ i don’t like changes. changes are not cool. ❜

❛ i ain’t into that. ❜

❛ that’s one thing my father has never changed. ❜

❛ are you fucking around right now? ❜

❛ it’s the food of the enemy. ❜

❛ don’t like anything from that place. ❜

❛ i think we could stop… ❜

❛ he had a great life! ❜

❛ it’s a great gig. ❜

❛ you do none of the actual work. you just show up. ❜

❛  [person] says you’re not a good kisser. is that true? ❜

❛ well, [person] kind of smells like dogshit. ❜

❛ what a regret i have… ❜

❛ i wanted to see what [person] was so upset about, but it feels good to me. ❜

❛ do you wanna not tell that story? ❜

❛ yup. i know what you’re gonna say. ❜

❛ this is the fucking star right here. ❜ *pointing to self*

❛ what a shoutout! ❜

❛ congratulations on winning your fight. ❜

❛ that was so fucking rad. ❜

❛ his jeans are the highest and tightest. ❜

❛ you’ve got that beautiful mouth. ❜

❛ i envy that freeness, that openness. i’m repulsed by it at the same time. ❜

❛ it’s a weird daddy thing. ❜

❛ you got a little faded last night. ❜

❛ i got kinda fucked up. i kept saying yes to the drinks. ❜

❛ i was lit for the second half of the night. ❜

❛ that’s what they make meth out of. ❜

❛ i really want to get into drugs more. ❜

❛ i definitely wanna do ayahuasca. ❜

❛ the vomiting and shitting stuff is really not enticing. ❜

❛ i wanna do mushrooms. i’ve never done mushrooms. ❜

❛ i wanna get wet. ❜

❛ fuck yes, you should do [drug]. ❜

❛ i wanna go to a boxing class on [drug]. ❜

❛ you’d beat the shit out of somebody. ❜

❛ nobody’s fucking knocking ME out, i’ll tell you that. ❜

❛ what are you in the market for? do you wanna have epiphanies? do you wanna see jesus? ❜

❛ my experience with psychedelics? it’s all about the environment and who you’re with. ❜

❛ people can tell when we’re on drugs. ❜

❛ everybody’s on drugs! ❜

❛ you get silly with somebody and they walk you through it. ❜

❛ so you wanna go on a vision quest. ❜

❛ everybody needs to go on a vision quest. ❜

❛ you’ve lived, now you’re like, what’s on the other side? ❜

❛ my ketamine vision changed me. ❜

❛ just go to a gun range and see who makes it out. ❜

❛ very exciting stuff! i love it. ❜

❛ this guy was listening to fucking bullshit the whole time. ❜

❛ i’m so sensitive to bad music. it shuts me down emotionally. ❜

❛ your car was so fucking slow, you drove like an old lady. ❜

❛ i don’t want to get in the car. just arrest me. ❜

❛ car trips could make or break you. ❜

❛ [person] could infuriate me within a minute of talking. ❜

❛ why can’t you just shut the fuck up and be chill with me? ❜

❛ your mom has the ability to infuriate you within five minutes. ❜

❛ is this why we’ve lasted this long? ❜

❛ my [relative] has this ability to infuriate the entire family within seconds of being over. ❜

❛ some people just don’t have that skillset. ❜

❛ alright, i’m gonna go. ❜

❛ i got super emotional. ❜

❛ i don’t know if she was upset, but she was fucking shitfaced. ❜

❛ our relationship is in a good place now. ❜

❛ i didn’t tell him anything. ❜

❛ i don’t wanna talk to you. ❜

❛ [person] just instinctively doesn’t like you. ❜

❛ i remember people being like, “your mother was a lovely person.”  no she was not. ❜

❛ she had enemies everywhere. ❜

❛ nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wings of a chicken. ❜

❛ i don’t ask for boneless auto repair. ❜

❛ we need to raise our children better. ❜

❛ i couldn’t love this more. ❜

❛ that was the greatest thing i’ve ever seen! ❜

❛ thank you for taking up the most important cause! ❜

❛ you’re really fucking good at guitar. ❜

❛ maybe play something that’s not heavy metal. ❜

❛ [person] really loves that macaroni and cheese dish. ❜

❛ you wanna check these puppies out? ❜

❛ i gotta take a piss. ❜

❛ that was a big phenomenon. ❜

❛ i’d give it a good seven out of ten. ❜

❛ by the way, this movie is super stressful. ❜

❛ it feels a little selfish. ❜

❛ oh, there he is! he sucks! ❜

❛ i don’t understand how people aren’t in therapy. ❜

❛ do you wanna get laid, or don’t you? ❜

❛ so he’s taking a shit! good for him. ❜

- You have a spider on your neck. - What do you mean? Where?

Shameless Season 11