becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
oh! here you go
YOOOO
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becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
oh! here you go
YOOOO

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I've gotta stop falling asleep with the dildo still inside me man my tailbone HURTS
the core of the fujo fantasy being the externality of the penis
for those who live in a day-to-day world of can’t-find-the-clit, i think there’s something really alluring about the visible immediacy of a hard cock. both in the sense of “the stark clarity of the boner as a barometer of want” (James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild) but also in the (portrayed) comparative ease of casual gay sex acts like frotting and handjobs. your desire is easily known and seen (in the dickprint) and it is easily quenched (with a quick wad of spit and a few pumps). compare this to the torture nexus of the average cisgender woman’s experience of heterosexual intercourse, and also to the less torturous but factual reality that satisfying sex (for anyone!) requires some amount of communication and trial/error. the fantasy is that your needs are immediately known and met without having to ask or direct. the fantasy is that the clit becomes unmissable and unignorable!!!
see also: extreme focus on precome/wetness, ass eating as literary pseudo-cunnilingus, the prostate as a literary pseudo-g-spot, the general glossing-over of bottom prep
So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up
why the fuck does anyone in my family even ask me questions at this point when there's already a predetermined outcome that they want. Just tell me what you want from me, why even bother with the illusion of choice anymore.

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Trying not to psychoanalysis myself over the smallest shit but also This Probably Means Something
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girls who are unapologetically horny you are my heroes 💐🌷🌹🌺🪻🌻 flowers as a thank you for your service
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

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Wow being medicated Feels Great maybe if i was like this all the time I wouldn't feel constantly tired and shitty about everything
I'm going to need my blood glucose to chill the fuck out for like two seconds and let me be stressed in peace, actually.
currently caught between "i'm so glad my mother has changed enough that my younger sibling gets a better parent than i ever knew was possible from her" and "god that hurts. the first pancake always turns out bad or whatever but damn was i really not even worth that much to you?"
Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

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[ID: A tweet that's edited to read:
him: ok so you've never met them... and you're friends online because you like the same porn? ("Porn" is edited in) me: ok well you're making it sound weird and it's not. End ID]
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