It’s a very popular meme, Nick

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

Q-tips to clean your ears gang… fuck the medical community’s opinion

do i deserve back pain at this age

sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

Netflix: pwese stop shawing your passwowds becawse it’s making us wose a biwwion dowwars ;u; pwease ignowe ouw existing hundweds of biwwions of dowwars of pwofits because we alweady haf dat money so it doesnt count ;u;

Well fuck okay. I guess you can scalp me like this

Bootlicker tumblr found this post and I’m crying reading the notes on this post I’m sorry you have the sense of humor of wet bread