A-yo 내가 누구?

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Let’s do this.

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish