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What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

This post is especially funny this New Year’s Day.

The week between Christmas and New Years exists in a liminal dimension where neither your diet nor Spotify nor God can find you. Now is the time to be who you truly are. Dissolve into the sweet embrace of the void

You called?

Omg hi im such a huge fan

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.