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Someone’s participation in a certain activity or lifestyle is not their invitation for your opinion on it
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Queen.
nice to see she’s a good sport about it
“LGBT people don’t need pride”
“LGBT people are accepted nowadays”
“LGBT people have enough representation”
“LGBT people have the same rights as others”

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“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”
You’re the guy everyone’s got.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART
The notes on this!!
Awww
“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW
lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~
can they see this right now??
OMG HE’S ADORABLE
NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”
Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”
NiceGuy™:
“I hope my crush wears sexy
underwear to bed”
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I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
Historical
Spn heritage post
It’s not illegal to deface American currency actually!!
It’s illegal to deface it in a manner that makes the money unusable (shredding/burning etc) but you can write stuff on money or draw a mustache on George Washington to your heart’s content.
When I worked at a bank I got all sorts of bills with weird shit on them, from “fuck trump” to “for a good time call”. They all went in the vault- still totally useable and therefore not illegal :)
It’s not illegal
to deface American
currency actually!!
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capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon
wouldn't it be sick if this hit 100k

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You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.
You are a notorious hitman. Seriously one bad mother!@#$er. And this little kid just gave you a big fistful of change to get his bike back from the neighborhood bullies.
"I would assume the place was haunted and just leave XD" so you'd go back to your employer and say "sorry boss, I abandoned your important deal with the rich lord after an expensive week of traveling you paid for, for my first ever work trip that you trusted me with, but the locals said his house has bad vibes" Is that what you'd do
The true Horrors were the capitalism we met along the way.
The true Horrors were
the capitalism we
met along the way.
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I’m 40 years old and I’d be stoked to have a doctor with pink hair!
The last two neurologists* I saw, one had on Triforce socks, and the other was wearing Pokémon socks, and it was some real “I like your shoelaces” kind of shit.
*I saw the first guy at the end of 2019/beginning of 2020. By the time I booked a follow up appointment, the first doctor had moved away, so I met with a new doctor.
I’m 40 years old
and I’d be stoked to have a
doctor with pink hair!
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This always fucks me up to think about
@nika-spacejunk
Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. "Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!"

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dating me is like ordering 10 nuggets and getting 11
dating me is like
ordering 10 nuggets and
getting 11
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
:)