He Who Rides The Wind

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

I use "I stand corrected" a lot. The mild silliness of the outdated language makes it work for me.

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

my fellow toilet soldiers, my brethren of the ibs-etariat, we speak often of shitting, but we must also remember our comrades who are not shitting, and we must stand beside them, though in close proximity to the bathroom, for who among you has sometimes not shat?

radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.

they were like "that's a real crime that happens to real people!" like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, "hey, my name is arson, what's yours?" and then the response they'd get us, "a‐arson...? 😰 like.... as in... setting property on fire....? that.... that happened to me once, i... i need to sit down.."

It’s not morally wrong, but it may cause difficulties if someone has to call out your name in a crowded theatre

@nyancrimew

i keep trying to find more crimes to add to my list of crime middle names

I always have to reboot this.

For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions aren’t forced to play with the rope if they don’t want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!

@why-animals-do-the-thing

#3beefcakes v. one good girl (via @doctortay)

there aren’t enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing

sometimes you’ll see wheelchair users get up and walk a bit or a cane user pick up their cane and carry it instead of using it to walk and it doesn’t mean that they’re faking or they don’t actually need it, and it doesn’t give you the right to question them or ask them to prove they’re disabled. if you see a disabled person temporarily stop using their aids, mind your business and stop assuming you know anything about their situation. people who wear glasses don’t suddenly gain sight when they take them off, and i don’t magically become able-bodied when i carry my cane instead of use it. don’t assume otherwise.