And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[straight person voice] so which one of you asks for bananas at a sushi restaurant and which one of you shakes in fear

you're laughing. my parents sold me to one direction and you're laughing.

hm. being consumed no longer brings me joy. now i want to be known

the journey of a popsicle as you reach the fun fact on its stick

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

Literally…..the vibe genius…

relationships should be 50/50. I scream “for whatever it’s worth I love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard”. you look up grinning like a devil. 

Baby steps

Friendly reminder that the pyramid of burgers were canonically disgusting while Spongebob’s single one was the most delicious thing ever

a picture can say a thousand words and here they're all slurs