well okay then...

I'm making your brain smooth. Like a shark.

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

I would not have guessed this in a thousand years. I am delighted.

Kingskin, watching his friends about to try to drag race their cars 5000 miles per hour: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶

no, you shouldn't be expected to be polite to customers because they're customers. you should be expected to be polite to customers because they are people

like, a person with a stutter trying to order or an old lady asking you for help with a chair is not rude customer behavior. you are not excused for being nasty to them because you work in customer service

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

#remember when queerbaiting was done with a passion for fhe craft