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This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

That GIF is killing me

[text ID: Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top", we say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors" /END ID]

Somehow this’ll help

This works for femmes too yall !

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

Oh my fucking god

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

This is how you write cosmic horror

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession