its not even the whole living together thing that makes house and wilson seem gay. taub and foreman live together at one point and they manage to be way less gay about it. all that really happens is they play video games and they get food poisoning and taub steals one of foreman's ties and foreman gets pissy. fine! normal roommate behaviour! house and wilson move in together and wilson is buying a condo for the both of them. house wakes wilson up by singing about wanting to touch his body? wilson buys house an organ worth thousands. they fake date in front of their neighbours. house jerks off on wilson's couch. in front of wilson. what are these guys doing

a woman slowly poisoning her husband by sprinkling gold into his cereal paralleled with house sabotaging wilson's attempts to move out of their shared apartment while "love will make you do wrong" plays in the background I will never shut up about this show

sometimes, there is a miracle cure and it is called robert sean leonard

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted