hatchetta

one of my favourite lines in “if i loved you” is when steph says “sure, i’m a sapiosexual, you’re intellectual / but i cut my lover losses when i can”. she basically says “you fit my standards of attractiveness. totally not attracted to you though.”

i like that in every lautski universe pete doesn't even attempt to actually flirt with steph at the start, he just exists with autism and she falls to her knees for him about it

Having an eldritch horror god tell your crush to shoot you has got to be in the top ten worst ways to find out your crush likes you back.

Hatchetfield: where the Power of Love always works in every timeline but JUST for Two Specific Teenagers and those Two Specific Teenagers ONLY. Everyone else? Tragic ending and unfulfilled yearning times one billion trillion.