evil hatchetfield women enthusist

If you're going to make an AU based on a movie about how men feel entitled to relationships with women, maybe DON'T put a female character in the place of the Misogynistic Male Protagonist and a male character in the place of the woman who's life ended up ruined and her autonomy taken from her because of him.

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

But imagine if Alice HADN'T gotten off the bus to Clivesdale and then found out that her dad, girlfriend, friends and entire hometown was wiped out the day she left

three days later and not a single person voted yes this is so funny

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show

*favorite character comes on screen* *traces a heart around them with my cursor*

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it