Never kill yourself. There's Dan and Phil

EXACTLY

nothing prepared me for the intimacy of phil knowing dan has a birth mark on his back. like yeah of course he knows but the fact that dan himself was confused cause it’s a part of himself he can’t see…yet phil has observed

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

which one is dan and which one is phil again?

no one knows for sure. they’re kinda vague about it and there’s a lot of speculation going on. whatever the case is, it’s really none of our business.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

pizza mukbang 3 can’t be a comfort video bc i was shot 86 times

also, holy neurodivergent couple goals, one does the talking, the other does the eye contact. perfect balance.

there was an...actual pinof kiss..? with whiskers and all...?

there is somewhere a universe where instead of the v-day video getting leaked, it was the fucking pinof make out sesh

I have a horrible confession to make

I don't know which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔