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FAVOURITE KLAROLINE FANFICTIONS (2/?) : FOR ONCE, I THINK I’LL STAY

“Klaus,” she greets, voice equally rough from sleep. Her hands rest on his chest, as he traces patterns on the bare skin of her back. I, L.

“Did you sleep well?” O.

“Better than I have in a long time,” she admits quietly. V.

“Because of me?” To anyone else, it would have sounded amused, or smug, but she could detect the faint trace of uncertainty. E.

“Because of you,” she aqueises, too much time spent denying what she wants to even try to be subtle and coy about this. Y.

“One would almost think you cared,” he muses. O.

She’s about to say retort back, until she feels the gentle curve being traced on her spine, and the finger finally stills, and she realizes it for what it is. U.

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

and i’ll put my ipod on shuffle and come up with their soundtrack.

FAVOURITE KLAROLINE FANFICTIONS (2/?) : FOR ONCE, I THINK I’LL STAY

“Klaus,” she greets, voice equally rough from sleep. Her hands rest on his chest, as he traces patterns on the bare skin of her back. I, L.

“Did you sleep well?” O.

“Better than I have in a long time,” she admits quietly. V.

“Because of me?” To anyone else, it would have sounded amused, or smug, but she could detect the faint trace of uncertainty. E.

“Because of you,” she aqueises, too much time spent denying what she wants to even try to be subtle and coy about this. Y.

“One would almost think you cared,” he muses. O.

She’s about to say retort back, until she feels the gentle curve being traced on her spine, and the finger finally stills, and she realizes it for what it is. U.